“I am a guest, Mother,” I said, keeping my voice level and professional, the tone I used when briefing subordinate officers who needed correction but not humiliation. “I flew in from Washington D.C. this morning on the six a.m. shuttle. I haven’t even had a glass of water yet.”
“Water?” She actually scoffed, the sound escaping her throat like air from a punctured tire. She looked at me with an expression that managed to combine pity and annoyance in equal measure, as if I’d just asked her to explain basic mathematics to someone who should have learned it years ago. “You can drink from the tap in the ladies’ bathroom if you’re that thirsty. There’s a perfectly functional sink. Just don’t let anyone see you doing it—it looks desperate. And for God’s sake, fix your posture. You stand like a man. It’s unfeminine and off-putting.”
She didn’t wait for a response, didn’t pause to see if I had anything to say in my own defense. She simply spun on her expensive heels—Louboutins, red soles flashing like warning lights—and glided away to intercept a minor celebrity whose face I vaguely recognized from reality television. Her expression transformed instantaneously from a scowl of irritation to a blinding, practiced smile that looked like it had been rehearsed in front of a mirror for hours. The metamorphosis was so complete, so theatrical, that it was almost impressive in its artificiality.
I walked further into the cavernous ballroom, my sensible low heels making almost no sound on the polished marble floor. My sister, Jessica, was holding court near the elaborate ice sculpture—carved, I noted with a mixture of amusement and disgust, in the shape of her own initials, a massive “J” and “S” intertwined in frozen romantic symbolism. Jessica was twenty-nine years old, three years younger than me but looking somehow both older and younger simultaneously. She was the self-proclaimed CEO of Lumina, a fashion startup that specialized in “sustainable luxury accessories” and had managed to burn through three complete rounds of venture capital funding without turning a single dollar of actual profit. The company existed primarily on investor enthusiasm and Instagram aesthetics, all surface flash with no underlying substance.
But to our parents, Jessica was nothing short of the Messiah. She was flashy in all the ways they valued—loud, photogenic, constantly visible on social media with her carefully curated lifestyle posts. She looked good in photographs, which in our family’s universe was apparently the only metric that mattered.
“Evie!” Jessica’s voice rang out when she spotted me, using the childhood nickname that I’d stopped responding to years ago but that she persisted in using as if we were still children sharing secrets and dolls. She didn’t move to hug me, didn’t even step in my direction. She simply gestured toward me with one perfectly manicured hand, showing me off to her bridesmaids like I was an exotic animal that had wandered into the wrong habitat. The bridesmaids, a carefully selected phalanx of six women all dressed in identical dusty pink silk gowns that probably cost more than my monthly mortgage payment, turned to look at me with expressions ranging from mild curiosity to poorly concealed contempt.
“Look who finally crawled out of the barracks!” Jessica announced with theatrical enthusiasm, her voice carrying across the immediate area and causing several nearby guests to turn and stare. “It’s G.I. Jane! The one woman army! Tell me, Evie, did you have to get special permission from your commanding officer to attend your own sister’s wedding, or do they just let you out on weekends for good behavior?”
The bridesmaids giggled in perfect synchronized harmony, like a Greek chorus trained to respond to their leader’s cues.
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